And it goes a little something like this:

Thre is no way to preface this. I'll let the story tell itself.:

So last week was a week long camp where I had to teach. I had taken the cab to the school for the first four days because it was pretty close to where I live. Well, on the fourth day, I decided to take the bus home. I had to walk down from one bus stop to another in order to transfer to the bus that took me home. This was purely guesswork on my part as that :

A) Never. EVER ride the bus here
B) All the bus routes on the signs at the bus stops are in Korean with no English. My Korean isn't good enough to read EVERY sign yet.

Can we see where this is going yet?

So the next day, I decide to use my newfound knowledge of the bus routes to take the bus to school the following morning. A rain-filled morning of evil. I hopped the bus going near my house thinking it would take me down the street and around the corner towards the school.

Oh how wrong I was!!!!

So where did I end up? Somewhere in another part of town with no clue as to where I was going!!! YAY!!!

At some point, I realized I’m was near a subway station. I hopped on the train and figured I could catch a bus near the station closest to the school.
I arrived at the station and walked towards the exit. As I walked around, an old man (let's call him Mr. Korean Old Man) stopped me and shook my hand. I've been here a year so I'm kind of used to it by now. I shake his hand, say hello and walk away.

But Mr. Korean old man didn't let go.

For some reason, Korean Old Man decided then and there that he must prove his manhood with a feat of strength. In order to impress hid old man buddies, he tried to pick me up.

Yes, you read that right. BENT DOWN AND TRIED TO PICK ME UP OVER HIS SHOULDER!!!!

I just pulled away from him and continued on my way. . . once again shocked at Sparkling Korea and it’s randomness.

Yep. This is my life.

Just so you know. I did get to school. . . . an hour later. Wet and sweaty from running in the monsoon rain. I missed a whole class period. However, no one cared as it was the last day of camp and the kids were just practicing for their shows. My co-teacher just told me to take a rest in the breakroom until it was for the closing show for all the students. I should have just went home and back to sleep.I'll post pictures from Camps later. . . .

The First Rule Of Fight Club Is. . .

The gym is small, cramped and wouldn't pass for much in some high schools in the U.S. Yet me and several friends gather there each week to get in a good work out, spar with each other, and share knowledge about different disciplines of martial arts.

It was started by my friend's Nick and Matt. Both are fitness freaks with interesting back stories. They share a love for martial arts, particularly Brazilian Jujitsu. Both are currently learning at least two forms of martial arts a week. As a means to share and gather with others, they worked out a deal with the owner of the BBJ gym the train out of. A year before I came to Korea, fight club was born. Together they run mini-classes mainly for foreigners on the weekends as a means to give people a taste of martial arts and a place to spar and trade ideas about fighting. Nick's girlfriend Susy is also there, usually working with the girls who come in each week (and does a good job of it).

This is how i spend my Saturdays. After meeting with Nick, he used his fanatical sales pitch (a jack-legged Baptist preacher would be proud) to get me to check out fight club. I was impressed and I started coming. At some point, it became a need for me each week. Sure, one of the best parts about Fight Club is that we all gather and get to meet up with people we consider friends, but the majority of us have a desire to learn more about the sport of Mixed Martial Arts and all the elements that can be added to me. I myself have only my wrestling background to fall back on. I turns out that it's really helpful when things go to the ground. I've also found that it helps with my standing game.

Each week I go home sore, bruised and/or tired from the beatings I've given or received from the rest of group. We have a lot of fun, but we also work hard. More than few of us at least want to be in fighting shape. Not so much that anyone wants to fight; we just want to be able to say we COULD train to fight if we wanted to. I have no illusions of becoming the next UFC star. I only want to drop weight. Some of the girls who come in only want to learn basic self defense, kick boxing or Taekwando. Sometimes the girls will even go off on their own and do Yoga. There are a few girls who don't mind mixing it up and learning how to fight, but no one is pushed. One of the rules is you put the work you want, no one is going to make you do something.

One of the fun things about this gym is that the Koreans who are members will come in and sometimes spar with us. There are a few who are training to become professional fighters and they are REALLY GOOD. I've seen guys smaller than my brother take down someone who's almost as big as me. I've learned a few little tricks from a few of the Koreans there. One of them I like to mess with because he's funny. He goes by John and he's a high school kid with a lot of talent. He gets a little cocky, but he's a nice kid. I sometimes treat him like a little brother because he gets a little high on himself. I think if he sticks with it he might be able to go pro one day.

The highlight of each Fight Club session is "The Brick". One man gets in the ring for five minutes and each minute the sparing partner changes. Basically it's 1 vs. 5 one at a time. It's tiring, but it's become a gold standard. Now because of Brendan, there is a new teir for the brick; the "Ten Stack." 1 vs. 10!

Recently, I've gotten very serious about Fight Club. I've seen that I've lost weight and the slow improvement in my technique. I also bought to pairs of gloves to spar in (I used to use the ones the gym provided - very stinky) and I've noticed an improvement in my stamina. I want to see more results and I want my skill set to improve faster. I can't do it just going one day a week, so I plan on joining the gym full time in August. I will be able to join in on any of the weekday sessions and I'll work with the hardcore teachers and students. I will more than likely have to rolled out of the gym the first 30 days because I will be tired. I've seen the workout these guys do and it's ROUGH. I know what must be done, but I really want to build myself up into a more healthy individual. Also, it would be nice to know I have the ablity to fight if needed.

Seonam Middle School: Year One Done

Korea Year One at Seonam Middle School is officially over. It is summer vacation and my contract obligations will be finished once my camp is finished next week. It’s been a crazy experience and I really don’t feel like it’s been as long as it has. I got here last August when it was hot hell and I had no clue what the hell people were staying around me. Korea was a strange new place and I didn’t have a clue how to take it. My school has had it’s ups and downs, but I’ve enjoyed my time and I admit I want to see how well I can handle Year Two.

Today was the last day of regular school, so I walked around and took pictures while the kids all cleaned their classrooms and said their goodbyes to each other. One particular touching moment was when a 1st year (7th grade) girl was saying goodbye to all her friends for the last time. She was transferring and one of her friends was taking it rather hard. I got a picture of them all together (despite them all hiding their faces) and I watched them as they all walked the halls together. The girl’s mother was there with her and she seemed to understand and let her have a little time with her friends.

When I left the school, some of the boys were standing outside the gate and I talked to them for a minute. They took a few pictures and I said my goodbyes. Before heading home, I stopped into the usual corner store. The owner stopped me and had his son translate something for me. He apparently wants to give me a gift for my family before I go home. I was very humbled by the act of kindness. The family that runs that store have been so nice to me I’ve always feel real welcome there.

Needless to say, I’m not the same person I was when I came here. I hope thing will only get better from here on out.

Now that the reflection is out the way. . . time to have some fun. IT’S SUMMER BABY!!

More last Day Pictures are HERE.

Weekend Warrior Report: Great American (Korean) 4th of July Bash!!!!

It was the 4th of July last week. A big deal in the states. . . nothing here in SoKo. Needless to say, I was missing the BBQ and the fireworks back home. However, it doesn’t take much for the local foreign community to celebrate important holidays. Once again, I was out with my camera taking pictures of my friends. A few of the foreign friendly bars downtown had special events and fun was had by all. Sadly, the monsoon season has hit here and it’s made things tougher if you want to be out and about.

A few friends hanging around the deck @ Club That.

Club That had a live concert going on. Local favorite Sensational Gonzalez was there to perform.

I allow people to take my camera and these kind of pictures are taken. . . believe it or not, i'm not smiling. I can't smile in pictures unless it looks goofy.

It will be a quiet weekend this time around. The vast majority of foreginers are heading out of town to Mudfest. From what I can, people go to some place in the middle of no where, jump in mud pits, hose down, then do random crazy stuff. Strangely not my style so I will be here at home this go round.

Less than a week of school left, then it's off to camps! Whoo hoo!

Entertainment Tonight. . . Er. . Sorta?

Let me pain a picture for you: You are used to being able to get a hold of just about any book you want, watch anything on TV or choose any other form of entertianment you please. Now take that easy access away. Well friends, this is where I live. Yes, Korea has English TV shows and Movies. Hell, super action is full of em. However, unless you like watching CSI, CSI and CSI then you might have a problem. The main issue is that many shows either don't come over here or they are seasons behind. Heroes comes on here, but it only comes on during certain parts of the year. A lot of reruns also come on here. The Simpsons and Sex in The City are big ones here so I see them on all the time. . . not so good. I watched The Boondocks, Cowboy Bebop and a lot of very random shows. Shows like "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" don't make the grade here. Ironic humor doesn't go over well with Koreans and I'm not sure why. Movies are the same, only major block busters come here or movies with major Korean actors. So you're choice of movies at the theratre of limited (Thanks for the few choices we have!). So unless I want to watch the Starcraft Channel, I have to download shows. . . and to make that difficult, most American websites (NBC, ABC, etc) that stream shows are blocked in this region. That means' no Aqua Teen Hunger Force for this guy here. But I have found ways around it, and these are a few of those recent selections.

I recently watched the first season of True Blood and I have to say I was impressed with it. I had no idea what to expect of the show because I wasn’t home for all the hype around it. I watched it with no expectations or pre-conceived notions. I was rather surprised with the storyline and the characters. I’m enjoying it quite a bit as the writers are keeping everything tight and interesting. So now that the second season has recently started up, I have something to look forward to each week from home.


So now that I have a little more time than normal and I don’t have any books to read, I developed a K-drama habit. I can thank a few friends from home (and one here) for this, as it caused me to watch a few random shows back in during the winter months.
I have watched a few shows recently or scanned a few episodes of things looking for something interesting. The show that’s become my current crack is Strike Love. It’s based off a Korean comic about a baseball team made up of misfits who beat the odds to become pro ball players. Beneath this underdog tale is a love triangle between four main charcaters. Now after the evil that is Boys Over Flowers I had to detox from K and J Drama watching. I didn’t know if I could handle another crazed show. Turns out it’s pretty damn good. The acting on the show is surprising. I’ve watched my share of foreign dramas and I often find that while some of them have endearing moments or interesting ideas, the acting often makes things tough for my western thought process to swallow. But Strike Love has been the exception to the rule. Heck, even the kids in the first episodes are good! It doesn’t hurt that the backdrop for this show is baseball. I’m a sports fan at heart and the idea of the underdog fighting to become more than what the world tells him that he’s capable of tugs at love for all things sport.





So, on to my more. . . sensitive side. In my search for K-drama entertainment, I found another show that seems to work despite my brain telling me I'm insane for watching it. Shining Inheritance (or Great Inheritance as I’ve seen it called) has wiggled it’s way into my viewing rotation. The main character is a sweet but spunky girl who (surprise!) grew up privileged but lost everything after her father’s death. It’s literally a Cinderella story. The alarms were signaling my gag reflex to go off, but I gave it a chance. The first two episodes threw me for a loop and I was kind of impressed. I was thinking “Oh look, someone’s figured out how to write!” Turns out there’s enough character development and story to keep me interested for some reason or another. The heroine Go Eun Sung is who Jan Di (Boys Over Evil) should have been; cute without being annoying. But to me, the most fun characters are the evil step mother Baek Sung Hee, the spoiled silly housewife Oh Young Ran and the best friend Lee Hye Ri. Supporting characters are usually the most interesting. Afterall, the main characters are usually there to just stand around and look either pretty or sad.



So this brings me finally to the big question: "Why the hell do you watch this?" Well, i suppose that's a loaded question. I'm not the typical audience for such stuff and I don't honestly know why some of it appeals to me. I understand why i watch Strike Love. Being an old school anime fan, I'm already used to watching shows with substitles and cultrual differences don't shock me. Strike Love is essentially a Live Action Sports Anime/Manga (it IS based off a manga afterall). Unlike most shows of this nature, the production values are high, the dramatic tension is well done and despite the over-the-top nature of the charcaters (it is a soap opera), it's entertaining.
Shining Inheritence is a tough one. I'm not adverse to qirky romances. However, I usually DON'T like the fans of such shows. They bother me. Fan girl squealing over the hot asian boys is a huge turn off to such things. And let's face it, the formula for such shows is more predictable than a dumb action movie. Yet, I can at least see the appeal as trashy TV. It's the same reason i watch the new 90210; it's funny to watch people behaving badly, even if they are cardboard cut out archetypes. I end up enjoying them for what they are in my own way. Sometimes things are popular for a damn reason I guess?

Blame Canada. .. they made me stay up late (Wednesday Night)

Pardon my American ignorance, but there is this celebration called Canada Day. It’s like the 4th of July only less bloody and more beer. There’s a large population of Canadians here in Daegu so I went out Wednesday night to chill and see what was going on. I used to hit up every Wednesday night dinner, but I’ve been M.I.A of late. It was good to see so many familiar faces out as well as get to know a few new ones. I also had to say goodbye to a few people who were leaving for good. Never fun, but this is South Korea. It’s pretty much the norm around here.

While I was out and about, I snapped some pictures of people as they celebrated downtown.

Early at the Holy Grill. This was my first stop for the evening.

I have to admire the creativity by Kristin here. She pinned the Canadian Flag as a top. Very much about shoing spirit and love of one's country.

Sadly, I had to say goodbye to Tammy. It was her last night in South Korea. She's been a nice girl and I wish her well. Hope to see you again one day. . .

Yeah, this place. . . serves alcohol in bags. . . BAGS. ON THE STREET. Some of us call them "Adult Caprisuns" . . . .

. . . Which everyone seemed to be enjoying quite a bit. But that's a normal night out around here. . . .

The lovely Jasmin shows off the bag drinks. I think these things would cause mass riots in the states.

At this point in the evening, everyone was hovering around the patio of Club That. It was a party in the streets and Koreans were confused as to why the forgieners were randomly packed outside on a Wednesday.

I peresonally think my commentary on my facebook album was halarious, but I'm bias. For the rest of the pictures, click here. Anyways, I'm off to do some weekend warrior work. Peace and chicken grease!